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Plz take my life...
01.31.08 (11:52 pm)   [edit]
Things getting worse and worse day by day,
It’s the either time or you going astray,
Words are not enough, thinking what to say,
It’s only me and my cigarette, getting dump in ash tray.
 
O God, You are wiser, all knower, Almighty.
Please take my life, grant me death, cordially.
 
She is charming, joyous and very lovely in the crowd,
I’ve turned dull, quite and very lonely wherever I go out.
She left me alone in this crowd,
Left me in past and gifted me, rain cloud.
Flood of pain in my heart.
Welcome drop of tear from the cloud.
 
O God, You are wiser, all knower, Almighty.
Please take my life, grant me death, cordially.
 
Praying to God, Bestow death to me,
God said: O child I’ve already bestowed you an apple tree.
Love is what I’m gifted by god.
Die and die each day until you thrive.
So they say,
An apple a day will kill you away, each day, every day…
 
A Dozen Roses
01.31.08 (11:50 pm)   [edit]


I would like to give you a dozen roses.

For the joy I feel when I see you.

For loving me.

For your hug when I need one.

For spending time with me.

For your understanding of my needs.

For the special times we share.

For all the memories you have given me.

For always being there for me when I need you.

For the love I feel in my heart.

For the happiness you bring into my life.

For always listening to me.

For your unconditional friendship.


 
Jessica Alba: "Pregnancy 'A Shock'"
01.30.08 (10:57 pm)   [edit]
Jessica Alba appeared on the ‘Today Show’ this morning and talked about her first pregnancy and engagement to longtime love Cash Warren.

Here's some highlights from the interview...

On being a real-life mother:
“I’ve always loved kids and I’ve always wanted kids. It’s kind of perfect.”

On her body changing during pregnancy:
“I’m good now. I’m past the nauseous stage. It wasn’t morning sickness, it was definitely all day sickness. And I was shooting a comedy at the time! You definitely have to go with the flow. You definitely have to surrender. But it’s a shock to a system. Again, I’ve never been one to emphasize anything on my looks or anything. It was just the polls, the magazines, they do it. It was never my thing. So I really don’t care.”

On her first foray into the horror film genre:
“I love horror movies. I love psychological thrillers. I love the fact nobody is being mutilated. Thirteen-year-olds can go and watch this movie. It’s a good, classic ghost story.”

On her marriage plans with fiancé Cash Warren:
“Ummm … I’ve thought about it.”

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Emma Watson - 001/019 - No more Harry Potter movies?
01.30.08 (10:55 pm)   [edit]
A terrible news is moving Harry Potter's and Hermione Granger's fans to tears: rumors say that Emma Watson doesn't want to film the last two movies of this series! I'm quite sad. Hermione without Emma is not Hermione... oddly, I would've preferred a change of the main character, as Daniel Radcliffe, in my opinion, is not so corresponding to the character found in the books. (source: Gone Hollywood)

So... how could be new Harry Potter's movie without Emma? I hope she will change her mind :(
 
‘I wear nothing the entire time’
01.30.08 (1:29 am)   [edit]
Fans of Brittany Snow are in for a treat, for the actress reveals that she's worn nothing in her upcoming flick Black Water Transit.
   The 21-year-old, who plays a troubled hooker, Sardoonah in the film, revealed that her character made out with everyone and wore nothing in the entire film.
   "B asically, I have sex with everybody in the movie. I wear nothing the e n t i re time," a m a g a - z i n e quoted S n ow, as saying. Meanwhile, the Hairspray actress who celebrated a three-day birthday bash this year insisted that she was not looking forward to just becoming a celeb and enjoying parties, but wanted to show people her acting talent.
"I'm really excited to show people that I am an actual actress, not just wanting to be a celebrity and go to this party and that party," she said.
Apart from
Black Water Transit, Snow is also set to play a lead role in the upcoming flick Prom Night, a remake of the hit horror film of the same name, starring Jamie Lee Curtis.
ANI
 
Polar Bears are disappering.
01.27.08 (10:20 pm)   [edit]

Two-thirds of the world’s polar bears will disappear by 2050, even under moderate projections for shrinking summer sea ice caused by greenhouse gases in the atmosphere.The finding is part of a yearlong review of the effects of climate and ice changes on polar bears to help determine whether they should be protected under the Endangered Species Act. Scientists estimate the current polar bear population at 22,000.


The scientists concluded that, while the bears were not likely to be driven to extinction, they would be largely relegated to the Arctic archipelago of Canada and spots off the northern Greenland coast, where summer sea ice tends to persist even in warm summers like this one, a shrinking that could be enough to reduce the bear population by two-thirds. The bears would disappear entirely from Alaska, the study said. “As the sea ice goes, so goes the polar bear”.

Sea ice conditions would have to be substantially better than even the most conservative computer simulations of warming and sea ice to avoid the anticipated drop in bear population.The scientists also said the momentum to a warmer world with less Arctic sea ice — and fewer bears — would be largely unavoidable at least for decades, no matter what happened with emissions of heat-trapping gases like carbon dioxide. Even in the unlikely event that all the major economies were to agree to rapid and drastic reductions in emissions of carbon dioxide and other heat-trapping gases, the floating Arctic ice cap will continue to shrink at a rapid pace for the next 50 years, wiping out much of the bears’ habitat.

In some places, the bears have adapted to eating a wide range of food like snow geese and garbage. But the survey team said their fate was 84 percent linked to the extent of sea ice.Sea-ice coverage of the Arctic Ocean will decline by more than 40 percent before the summer of 2050, compared with the average ice extent from 1979 to 1999. This summer the ice retreated much farther and faster than in any year since satellite tracking began in 1979.

 
Right person in the right chair
01.27.08 (10:10 pm)   [edit]
How to put the right person in the right chair?

Does your Company have a problem in recruiting the right person for the right chair? If yes, try this simple experiment.

Put around 100 bricks in some particular order in a closed room with an open window. Then send 2-3 candidates into the room and close it from outside. Leave them alone and come back afterr

  6 hours, and then analyze the situation:

If they are counting and recounting the number of bricks - PUT THEM IN ACCOUNTS DEPT.

If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks PUT THEM IN ENGINEERING.

If they are arranging the bricks in some other order - PUT THEM IN PLANNING.

If they are throwing the bricks at each other - PUT THEM IN OPERATIONS.

If they are sleeping - PUT THEM IN SECURITY.

If they have broken the bricks into pieces - PUT THEM IN INFORMATION TECHNOLOGY.

If they are sitting idle - PUT THEM IN HUMAN RESOURCE DEPT.

If they have thrown the bricks out of the window - PUT THEM IN THE MATERIALS DEPT.

If they are clinging onto the bricks - PUT THEM IN TREASURY.

If they say they have tried different combinations, yet not a brick has moved - PUT THEM IN SALES.

If they have already left for the day - PUT THEM IN MARKETING.

If they are staring out of the window - PUT THEM IN THE EXPORT.

AND last but not least..........

If they are talking to each other and not a brick has moved - PUT THEM IN TOP MANAGEMENT.
 
How bird flu virus jumps to humans
01.24.08 (9:39 pm)   [edit]
Scientists had figured out how influenza viruses carried by birds latch on to humans, a discovery that may open the way to a vaccine against not just deadly avian flu but against all flu types.

There are many strains of flu virus, but only a few have succeeded in crossing the species barrier from animals to humans.

Strains known as H1 and H3 are the most common, and are especially efficient in attacking cells in the upper reaches of the respiratory system. Variants of the H5 virus, by contrast, usually remain confined to wild or domesticated fowl.

But when they do infect humans it is often with lethal results, as immune systems are unable to recognise and counter the novel pathogen.

Of 348 confirmed cases of H5N1 avian flu in the last five years, 216 -- more than 60 percent -- have died as a result, according to the World Health Organisation (WHO).

What health officials fear most is the emergence of a new H5 strain that can easily "jump" from birds to humans, potentially unleashing a pandemic on the scale of the "Spanish flu" of 1918-19 that killed tens of millions of people.

The findings  overhaul scientific understanding of how viruses attach themselves to cells inside human lungs.

Researchers have long known that whether an influenza strain infects humans depends on the ability of a protein on the surface of the virus, called hemagglutinin, to bind to a sugar receptor in the respiratory tract.

In humans, these receptors are known as alpha 2-6, whereas their counterparts in birds are known as alpha 2-3.

Up to now, scientists believed it was a genetic switch in the virus that allowed it to bind to human rather than bird receptors, thus making the much-feared "species jump" possible.
 
A Tone of Snake on a Plane..........
01.24.08 (9:34 pm)   [edit]

Can u imagine a tone of snake, traveling   in a plane. Yes........my dear it happened in the Vietnam Airlines, flight from Bangkok, where about more that a tone of ratsnakes  seized.

The  snakes were found in air cargo to Vietnam. The snakes  whose scientific name is Ptyas Mucosus and a protected species, were found in the more than 60 boxes that arrived in Hanoi's Noi Bai airport.

Now these snakes is transferred to an animal caring station nearby.  

 
GAYATRI MANTRA understood
01.23.08 (12:52 am)   [edit]

GAYATRI MANTRA is the base of Vedic culture it has many it's facts when anybody pronouns it then 256 veins of a human body get energy.It's proved that in many diseases it work well.

So pronounce it 11 times daily. 

GAYATRI MANTRA understood


OM bhuurbhuvaH svaH

tatsaviturvareNyaM

bhargo devasya dhiimahi

dhiyo yonaH pracodayaat .

The Rig Veda (10:16:3)




OM - the Infinite beyond Conception, Brahman, Supreme Lord and State of Being

bhuur - Protector of the earth, the material sheath, The Life breath of the Universe. From the feet to the navel center.

bhuvaH - the Mental Worlds One of the meanings is the sky. The Lord who pervades and eliminates all miseries. From the navel to the throat center.

svaH - I AM ONE WITH GOD - the Spiritual Worlds, One of the other meanings is the heavens. He is all Bliss and blesses His devotees with happiness. From above the throat center to the thousand petaled lotus.

tat - That (That Thou Art)

savitur - The SUN, Creator, Preserver and Self Luminous, the central mantra of the Solar Science.

vareNyaM - Most fit to be worshipped. Most choice worthy - most adorable, enchanting.

bhargo - The burning splendor of the Sun that dispels ignorance, and therefore sorrows and miseries.

devasya - The 'Deva', The God, He who is All Bliss, The Joyful One, The Shining One, The Revealer of All Glory

dhiimahi - We meditate upon Him

dhiyo - Bhuddi, intelligence, Wisdom

yo - which

naH - our

pracodayaat - Inspires, enlightens, illumns .

 
London - A place to visit
01.22.08 (12:51 am)   [edit]

If you are planning to spend a few days at London or stay for an over night halt your options are wide open. There are much more ways you can save at London. If you visit sites like www.cheaperthanhotels.co.uk you will be surprised to see the range of accommodations available for you. If you travel on low budget or want to save money for your longer stay then you have to search for cheap airline tickets to London and budget hotels in London. The best way to find discount and cheap hotels and accommodation in London is by way of comparison and grabbing last minute reservation offers.

London is a very popular city, with many tourists visiting every year and all year round. London has a lot to offer to the tourists which includes the capital itself, with its shopping and tourist attractions such as Maddame Tassauds, Tower Bridge, Big Ben and many other attractions.

You can look under London Hotels, Kensington Hotels, Knightsbridge Hotels, and Oxford Street Hotels. There are lots of pictures that help the girls to decide where they want to stay, and how much they can afford. It's a lot of fun for the girls, just looking at the colorful pictures, and other useful information supplied by the website.

 
Kevin Federline's Lawyer Wants Ex Britney Spears to Pay Legal Fees in Divorce
01.21.08 (11:11 pm)   [edit]

Kevin Federline's lawyer wants Britney Spears to pay some of her ex-husband's legal expenses in their divorce case, court documents show.

Attorney Mark Vincent Kaplan said in an Aug. 26 declaration that Federline has "no net income" after various expenses, and that his spousal support of $20,000 a month ends in November. Spears, meanwhile, brings in an average monthly income of $737,868.

Spears is "clearly the 'monied party'" in the dispute and should pay $50,000 for Federline's litigation expenses, Kaplan argued.

An after-hours message left Thursday with Spears' attorney was not immediately returned.

Spears married Federline in October 2004, eight months after her first marriage to childhood friend Jason Alexander was annulled. She cited irreconcilable differences when she filed for divorce from Federline on Nov. 7, 2006.

The couple's divorce became official July 30.

Since February, Spears, 25, and Federline, 29, have shared custody of their sons, 23-month-old Sean Preston and 11-month-old Jayden James.

 
New mobile phones: Technology at your finger tips
01.21.08 (11:09 pm)   [edit]

In the telecom sector, the mobile phone industry continues to drive growth as mobile phone users are increasing at a very rapid rate. Due to the rising consumers' demand, new mobile phones are getting weaved with a host of multi-chord tones, color screens, and enhanced services.

The latest new mobile phones are always in the public eye and people are very eager to grab the latest edition of mobile phones whenever these gizmos hit the market. In the latest edition, check out the newest phone - the Samsung SLM, a lightweight clamshell cell phone that's designed for music and multimedia. The phone is AT&T's first to include Napster Mobile, a new service that allows subscribers to search a catalog of five million songs, preview snippets of songs, and download them wirelessly.

In addition to Napster Mobile, the SLM includes other features, such as AT&T Video Share, stereo Bluetooth, a 2.0-megapixel camera with video capture, and expandable memory through a MicroSD card slot. The phone also will be the first to come pre-loaded with a mobile banking application.

The other new mobile phones which has changed the way of many manufacturers is iPhone. And if we talk about iPhone, one of them is Asus which has rolled out its new ‘Asus Aura' which looks to be inspired from the Apple iPhone.
This very luxury looking gizmo will be equipped with a 2-megapixel camera, HSDPA, Wi-Fi, Bluetooth 2.0 and a MicroSD expansion slot so that you don't run out of memory. The device has a 3.9-inch touch screen that goes along the body of the phone. The screen also has a movable d-pad that can act as a separator for the screen. It also comes equipped with a sliding QWERTY keyboard and measures just 6mm.

Apart from that if we think about slim mobile phones then Motorola's RAZR is the king of all thin mobile phones. And Motorola is finally out with its new Motorola RAZR 2 in the market. The features include external music controls, hap tics for tactile feedback when external touch screen keys are pressed, a full HTML browser, 2 mega-pixel camera, the full suite of Bluetooth profiles, Windows Media Player sync, a 2-inch QVGA external display, 2.2-inch QVGA internal display, and twice the screen resolution of the original RAZR. Plus, it will be the second to use Motorola's new Linux-based platform (the first being the Z6). It includes something Moto is calling "Crystal Talk" technology that automatically adjusts volume and tone based on ambient noise.

 
UK teens Consider the Mobile to be Their Primary Phone
01.21.08 (11:02 pm)   [edit]
The sale of revolutionary iPhones is on the rise this year. Orange, French mobile phone operator, sold 30,000 iPhones in the five days following its November 29 launch, the company said Wednesday.

Apple's U.K. partner O2 said the phone is its fastest-selling ever, but refused to give sales figures. In comparison, German operator T-Mobile said it sold 10,000 on November 9, the day the phone went on sale there.

Some 80 percent of Orange customers bought the iPhone with an "Orange for iPhone" service contract that includes unlimited access to the Internet and the Visual Voicemail service. Orange also offers the iPhone for €549 with other types of contract, or €649 without a contract. About 1,500 were sold without a contract, said Orange spokesman Louis Michel Aymard.
Orange is now the only one of Apple's network operator partners to sell the iPhone unlocked. It does so to comply with a French law that forbids making the sale of one item conditional on the sale of another.

Early sales of the iPhone in Europe are dwarfed by its success in the U.S., where Apple and operator partner AT&T sold 270,000 on the first weekend. The U.S. population is almost four times that of Germany, and around five times that of France.

Apple said it took 74 days to sell the first million iPhones following its U.S. launch -- a milestone that it took the iPod two years to reach. But sales of mobile phones far outstrip those of digital audio players like the iPod: Last year, almost 1 billion mobile phones were sold worldwide, 164 million of them in North America and 175 million of them in Western Europe, according to market analyst Gartner.

Customers buying an mobile Phones from Orange for use on another operator's network must pay a €100 unlocking charge, which is waived if they wait for six months from the purchase date. Since an iPhone without a contract is of little use on Orange's network, the majority of those 1,500 customers have probably unlocked their phones, Aymard said.

 
JargonFish - text advertising
01.20.08 (12:03 am)   [edit]

“The JargonFish application was specifically designed to inform and help the end user, rather than interrupt their content experience,” said Steve Armstrong, President, AdOn Network, creator of the JargonFish application. “By delivering timely and relevant in-text content on a publisher site, we are in a unique position to also deliver intelligent display ads that are far more relevant, better targeted and ultimately more effective for our advertiser and publisher partners.

JargonFish is a highly customizable FREE in-text search box widget. Here’s how it works. Keywords and phrases which have been chosen by you are highlighted by the JargonFish program after a scan of your site or blog. Then when a visitor clicks on the highlighted words or phrases, a box pops up to give them information on that keyword, as if they had manually performed a search. This completely revolutionizes the art of searching for your visitor. No click searching. It’s totally amazing.

The results can come from many avenues, Amazon, YouTube, Yahoo, Technorati blog searches, and any others that you choose to setup. See how it works here. This is a very unique way of assisting your visitors to find what they are looking for. You also have the option of displaying advertising within the popup box. There are no fees for downloading and using JargonFish. Be the first on your block and lead the way with this great new widget.

JargonFish offers an innovative and proven customer engagement solution that reinvents the advertising-centric in-text medium, enhancing the user experience to provide improved resources, information and functionality to the end user. For more information about JargonFish, visit: www.jargonfish.com.

 
8GB Memory Card in my N82
01.19.08 (2:57 am)   [edit]

I saw this post over at Modaco the other day. BMC Digital is not a company I have used before, but Paul from Modaco has and the price they are offering an 8GB Micro SD card for is very competitive, just £44.41 inc vat and delivery.

You can see from the screenshot, I have the card in my N82 and working fine. If you want to purchase, the product page is here. Once in the cart, add the promotional code BMC4201 to get a 10% discount. (I've no idea how long the promotion runs for) The card is supplied with a tiny USB adaptor, very handy.

I ordered my card on Thursday morning, it was despatched Thursday afternoon and arrived this morning. It would have probably arrived yesterday, if it were not for the Christmas post.

 
Nokia N95 8GB, the first DLNA certified mobile
01.19.08 (2:55 am)   [edit]

Press Release:

Nokia today announced that the Nokia N95 8GB had the distinction of being the first ever mobile phone to receive Digital Living Network Alliance (DLNA) certification. The DLNA is a body advocating the interoperability of wired and wireless consumer devices. For the consumer, this accolade translates into convenient and intuitive connectivity between your DLNA Certified home electronics devices, personal computers, and your Nokia N95 8GB.

DLNA technology enables multi-vendor home ecosystems of consumer devices by building a common connectivity platform for a variety of multimedia experiences. This vision is fully in line with the Nokia's aspiration for openness and seamless interoperability between devices and services from different brands.

DLNA has certified the Nokia N95 8GB as a Mobile Digital Media Server, an acknowledgment that taps into the genius of this multimedia computer. The extensive connectivity and cutting-edge media capabilities of the Nokia N95 8GB are ideal for enjoying content, such as music, photos or videos, wirelessly on other devices in the home environment.

"We are thrilled to receive this tribute from the DLNA. The Nokia N95 8GB is truly a masterpiece of a multimedia computer, and a prime example of the direction mobility is taking - it's personal, powerful and fits seamlessly into your life inside and outside the home," said Anssi Vanjoki, executive vice president, Markets, Nokia.

DLNA has already certified over 1800 products in the personal computer and consumer electronic categories, but this is the first time the stringent guidelines for interoperability set by the DLNA have been met by a mobile phone. Mobile devices were included in the DLNA Networked Device Interoperability Guidelines that were published in early 2006, and are now part of the recently launched DLNA certification program. The Nokia N95 8GB passed DLNA's rigorous testing process to receive the green DLNA Certified logo, a marker of its leading position in the mobile domain of the digital home.

With up to eight gigabytes of built-in memory, the Nokia N95 8GB can hold a vast selection of your favorite media content, like those ski vacation photos and your music collection. You can share these with your friends and family on a DLNA Certified home entertainment system and enjoy your photos on a full-sized TV screen or jam to those tunes on your home stereo system. All you need to do is share the content wirelessly from your Nokia N95 8GB.

Nokia is an active member of the DLNA and has been driving interoperability of mobile, PC, and consumer electronics devices at and beyond home. As mobile phones have converted into diverse multimedia computers, they serve as the primary gateway to the Internet, services and content for millions of people around the world. Nokia is mobilizing home multimedia content and enabling remote access to home content using your Nokia mobile devices.

 

 
Advantage Term Life Insurance
01.19.08 (12:08 am)   [edit]

The online insurance policy system will provide the list of 25 companies and list them in order from least to most expensive and one can choose the company policy depending on one's own needs.There are various insurance quotes available for smokers,mortgages,second to die,groups,return of premium etc.Smokers must pay larger insurance amount when compared to non smokers but this online policy system ensures that one will have to pay comparativley cheap and Save Money on Insurance.

Advantage term life offers services for benefitting policies like Lower your insurance premium.It provides a great service to the people which would enable them to understand the importance of insurance and get themselves one.

If you need a further assistance or any question about Life Insurance don't hesitate to contact Advantage Insurance Agency. You can send message anytime of the day.

 
Aplusmerchant
01.18.08 (11:50 pm)   [edit]
As you know it’s not unusual for even the most savvy credit-card-carrying consumer to fall into some of the most popular traps for spenders set by credit issuers. This is about using credit cards wisely, but unfortunately, many who don’t get penalized with interest and fees. Even those who always pay their credit card bill in full are assisting the issuing companies and banks through the interchange fees merchants have rely on Visa and MasterCard payment solutions and American Express each time they accept a payment using a particular credit card.Internet Credit card Processing is widely integrated over other IT connections. The benefits of accepting credit cards online include the fact that you can access all your orders, transactions, and reports from any computer in the world with Internet access. You do not need a separate transaction terminal either.
There are many sites online which allow purchase by the Acceptance of Visa & Mastercard Best Rates and this is a big money saver for the person who uses it. Almost all websites like ebay and baazee allow Credit Card Accepting and this is in fact one of the safest and most secure transactions that is available. So, get the best credit cards at low interest rates only at aplusmerchant.

 

 

 
Make Money form Blogging - Blogsvertise
01.15.08 (1:06 am)   [edit]

Blogsvertise is a bridge between Advertisers and Bloggers. Advertisers pay bloggers for writing reviews about their sites in their blogs which would earn them considerable traffic and valuable link backs.

If you are a blogger and if you are in a hunt for advertisers, the best place where you can find advertisers who pay generously, is Blogsvertise.Advertisers can enjoy the service of really popular and quality bloggers only on Blogsvertise.

The first site I found was Blogsvertise. It seems awfully simple. Advertisers will give me something to blog about, and if I do it, and it's approved, I'll get paid. I don't even have to write something positive.

I can write about how I don't like something. That's freedom. As part of their rules, I also have to continue to blog regularly. So, that's great encouragement for my goal of blogging every day.

Blogging is my hobby and its amazing to know that you can earn by doing something you love. I got to know about Blogsvertise through one of my friends and 'm waiting for their approval. So friends, its time to get going and start earning through blogging. The first step towards this is to register in http://www.blogsvertise.com/" title="http://www.blogsvertise.com/" target="_blank"http://www.blogsvertise.com/

 

 
Joke - Insurance
01.15.08 (12:35 am)   [edit]

A man walks into an insurance office and asks for a job.
"We don't need any one," they replied.
"You can't afford not to hire me. I can sell anyone anytime any thing."
"We have two prospects that no one has been able to sell. If you can sell just one, you have a job."

He was gone for about two hours and returned and handed them two checks, one for a $80,000 policy and another for a $50,000 policy.
"How in the world did you do that," they asked.
"I told you I'm the world's best salesman, I can sell anyone anywhere anytime."
"Did you get a urine sample?" they asked him.
"What's that?" he asked. "Well, if you sell a policy over $40,000 the company requires a urine sample. Take these two bottles and go back and get urine samples."

He was gone for about eight hours and then he walks in with two five gallon buckets, one in each hand. He sets the buckets down and reaches in his shirt pocket and produces two bottles of urine and sets them on the desk and says, "Here's Mr. Brown's and this one is Mr. Smith's."
"That's good," they said, "but what's in those two buckets?"
"Well, I passed by the school house and they were having a state teachers convention and I sold them a group policy!"

 
Joke - Insurance Agent
01.15.08 (12:34 am)   [edit]

Three guys are fishing in the Caribbean. One guy says, "I had a terrible fire; lost everything. Now the insurance company is paying for everything and that's why I'm here."

The second guy says, "I had a terrible explosion; lost everything. Now the insurance company is paying for everything and that's why I'm here."

The third guy says, "What a coincidence. I had a terrible flood; lost everything. Now the insurance company is paying for everything and that's why I'm here."

The other guys turned to him with confusion and asked, "Flood? How do you start a flood?"

 
Michelle released from prison
01.15.08 (12:27 am)   [edit]
Michelle Rodriguez has been released from prison after serving 17 days of her 180-day sentence. The former Lost actress – who received the jail term for violating the terms of her probation after she was found guilty of driving under the influence of alcohol (DUI) – was released from California’s Lynwood County Jail due to prison overcrowding. It is not the first time Michelle has been behind bars. In May 2006, she served just four hours of a two-month sentence at Lynwood for violating probation terms of a DUI arrest in Hawaii dating back to 2005.
Michelle Rodriguez
 
Jen wants a sperm donor
01.10.08 (10:43 am)   [edit]
   Jennifer Aniston is so desperate to have a baby that she’s on the hunt for a sperm donor, according to a new report. The 38-year-old actress, rumoured to be dating Sex and the City toy-boy Jason Lewis, has reportedly told best pal Courtney Cox that she wants one of her male friends to help her conceive a child. A source said, “With her biological clock ticking, Jen’s weighing up the relative qualities of all her male friends to soon make the decision which of them is her best bet as a sperm donor. Looks, intelligence and personality are all in the equation because she wants beautiful, bright children to make her life complete. Once she’s reached a decision, she’ll pop the question to a surprised bachelor, explaining she doesn’t want marriage – just babies!”
   Potential candidates supposedly include current lover Lewis and ex-boyfriends Paul Sculfor and Vince Vaughn.
   The source added, “While Jen may have soured on marriage after her divorce from Brad Pitt, she’s still desperate to start a family. She has a beautiful mansion complete with a nursery, millions in the bank and a select band of eligible guys, one of whom she’ll soon pick to be a daddy.” Agencies

Jennifer Aniston
 
New Trends In Automotive Lighting
01.10.08 (10:39 am)   [edit]
 
 
ALL SET FOR VINTAGE PARADE
01.10.08 (10:32 am)   [edit]
Paulomi G Mehta / TNN


   Their bulbous curves, gentle slopes and angles have the look of an age long gone. Yet the grace remains intact, unscratched beyond years. Some have elegance, others a certain teenage flamboyance. You’ve seen these vintage cars and bikes in sepia tones in Chandigarh, now see them in the full glory of their colour at the auto-expo at Pragati Maidan from January 10-17.
   Even as these vintage cars will be parked alongside technology-packed new-age mobiles, they’re in a league untouched by the need to compete. What makes the vintage fleet really unique is not just their years, but that in their time they were distinguished as excellent machines and designs that came in limited editions. In most cars, the superior quality that marked them 60 years ago has remained undented even today. Ultimately, perhaps what these cars also bring with them are stories of how they fought the odds against decay as owners lovingly restored them to
their original glory.
   Not every old car can get the ‘vintage’ tag attached to it. ‘‘A vintage car or bike is one that is made before 1940. A model made between 1940 and 1970 is called a classic. So there is a precise criterion that is commonly recognised,’’ says Shiva Jatti, vicepresident of the Heritage Motoring Club of India, which is the main organiser of the vintage exhibit at the auto-expo.
   Jatti had come with his 1964 bloodred Ford Mustang, which even for its time came with factory-fitted power steering and automatic transmission. ‘‘Mustang was the most successful sports car of its time. It’s Bill Clinton’s personal car today. Also Sean Connery as James Bond who always only drove the British made Aston Martin, when he changed to a different car it was the Ford Mustang,’’ Jatti reminds with unconcealed pride.
   Almost any vintage car or bike owner can hold a conversation armed with copious trivia about their machine. But the real stories are those of restoration by owners and post-repair performance of the car or bike.
   ‘‘I got my 1940 Triumph 3HW bike in 1994 for a throwaway price. I restored it with my father’s help with original parts and today it can command a neat Rs 4 lakh and more. The e n g i n e i s so reliable and sturdy; I’ve taken this bike to Simla, Sariska and Jaipur without a hitch. I would not part with it,’’ says Vikas Talwar. According to Talwar while it is possible to buy a vintage bike or car even today, it is entirely driven by luck. ‘‘Never ask a vintage car owner if he will sell it you. The politically correct way to ask is ‘Do you know someone who wants to sell a vintage car?’,’&rsquo ; Talwar cautions. The other bikes that had assembled included a Norton, Levis (the only one in India) and Lambretta (a scooter).
   For most vintage car owners it is their love for restoration that marks them as different from other car owners. R N Sethi, a veteran in years himself, had brought with him his 1934 Lagonda. ‘‘I’m very happy that the interest in vintage cars is growing, but perhaps not in the direction it should. These days people buy cars and get them professionally restored. I come from the school of thought that believes in restoring cars on their own. It’s about getting the nails dirty, that is part of the experience. A car is like a girlfriend, you have to pamper her. My Lagonda still does 80 miles per hour,’’ says Sethi with a chuckle. Gary, another owner of a 1934 Daimler Roadster, restored the entire body and engine after buying it for Rs 3 lakh. ‘‘Today it would cost anything upto Rs 40 lakh. Daimler produced only 150 cars of this model,’’ says Gary.

THE BASICS

A vintage car is one which was manufactured before 1940. Car/bike made between 1940-1960 is called a classic

A vintage car can be bought by contacting members of the Heritage Motoring Club of India

There are also independent vintage car /bike owners but don’t know it’s value & so will sell it for very low prices. But it depends on luck





CLOCKWISE: A 1935 Sunbeam, another vintage car and a 1924 Graham Paige Convertible sedan at the Auto Expo at Pragati Maidan
 
Married Life - Going To The Bar
01.09.08 (11:05 am)   [edit]

A couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn’t wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies.

So, he said to his new wife, “Honey, I’ll be right back.” Where are you going, Coochy Coo?” asked the wife.

“I’m going to the bar, Pretty Face. I’m going to have a beer.” The wife said, “You want a beer, my love?” She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc.

The husband didn’t know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was, “Yes, Lollipop…but at the bar…you know…they have frozen glasses… ”

He didn’t get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying, “You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face?” She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.

The husband, looking a bit pale, said, “Yes, Tootsie Roll, but at the bar they have those hors d’oeuvres that are really delicious…I won’t be long. I’ll be right back. I promise. OK?”

“You want hors d’oeuvres, Poochie h?” She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d’oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, and pork strips.

“But my sweet honey…at the bar….you know there’s swearing, dirty words and all that…”

“You want dirty words, Cutie Pie?…”LISTEN UP D*CKHEAD! SIT DOWN, SHUT THE F*CK UP, DRINK YOUR DAMN BEER IN YOUR DAMN FROZEN MUG, AND EAT YOUR F*CKIN’ HORS D’OEUVRES. BECAUSE YOUR MARRIED ASS ISN’T GOING TO A F*CKIN’ BAR! THAT SH*IT IS OVER… GOT IT, AS*HOLE?”

…and they lived happily ever after.

 
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01.08.08 (7:10 am)   [edit]

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